http://cloudandtree.com/supra/articles/2007/04/14/meaning-for-the-masses en-us 40 one million updates per week Looks like I'm going to end up with <s>two</s> <u>one</u> comic<s>s</s> for this week <s>(the second is yet to be posted)</s> so in lieu of the <u>second and</u> third, I made <a href="/significizer">this device</a>, which is calculated to increase the meaningfulness of your average day by at least 14%. For <a href="/supra/articles/2007/04/02/journals-of-toast-20">those who wish to add a little significance</a> to the events in their lives but lack the imagination to do so on their own, my significizer will take a name and an object and assign a meaning to that object. Handing it "ezrast" with "church bells" or "Toast" with "train whistles" will produce appropriate output. Go try it and sing to the world of your new symbols of whatever. Sat, 14 Apr 2007 23:17:00 -0500 urn:uuid:48736d46-3722-40b6-a5a8-de94b3a74228 ezrast http://cloudandtree.com/supra/articles/2007/04/14/meaning-for-the-masses Musing