Journals of Toast 27
Posted by ezrast Tue, 08 May 2007 21:18:00 GMT
School's out; I'm back home for three months. I have free time in large quantities. Expect another comic tomorrow.
EDIT: The wording on this one didn't quite say what I meant it to, so I changed it. Artistic integrity? Pfshah.

Nikolites don’t believe in evolution or gravity.
If such a thing existed, then why would the universe expand at an ever increasing rate?
You can’t just declare war on something that doesn’t even exist… right? I mean, it at least has to be an abstract concept, or something.
Sure you can. Why, right now I have personal vendettas against cockatrices, non-self-interested rational behavior, and Penrose Triangles.
Tell me if you see any.
The problem with war on concepts is sometimes undeserving people get caught in the crossfire. For example, a war on drug abuse is one thing. Sending marijuana smokers to prison is another thing. A war on terrorism (which this glorious nation was founded on, might I add) is one thing. Bombing Iraqi civilians into oblivion and calling it collateral damage of the war on terror is another thing all together.
I don’t think it counts as a crossfire if one of the sides is an intangible concept. Aside from that, yeah. People with mass who are low to the ground, watch out: the mutual attraction between our matter makes you an enemy.
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The presence of such high quality posts is very rare these days over the internet. Thumbs up for this post!
I usually don’t post in Blogs but your blog forced me to, amazing work.. beautiful …
I don’t long to fly,as human beings I just want to live in the world safely!